It was not ripe, or something. It was the most tasteless fruit I've had since I can remember. It was bland and boring. It was everything that a clementine is not, except for orange, round, and beautiful. But it wasn't orange on its inside: It was white-ish. That is probably a sign that it was not fully ripened. Problem.
Tomorrow, or something, we're going to get a box of better, different clementines. It's happening. And they will be delicious. Fixed.
First most disappointing clementine ever: It was a tangerine.
So was the rest of its box...
...which said "CLEMENTINES" on it.